Disc 1, Track 2 - It's Always Plue After School 
 [Scene: The Ahnenerbe cafe. Two customers are leaving. They open the door, 
      causing the attached bell to ring.]
 Customer: Thank you, I'm finished now. 
 Customer 2: That was really good! 
 Katsuragi: (slightly drawn out) Thank you for your patronage. 
 George: [walking toward her] Thanks for all your hard work, Chikagi-kun. 
 Katsuragi: Ah, Master. Thanks. 
 George: We've worked long enough today. May as well close soon. But before I put 
      everything away, would you like something to drink? 
 Katsuragi: I'll have a cola. 
 George: (disappointed) Even though this cafe has a reputation for serving delicious tea. 
       (brightly) Coffee would be good too, wouldn't it? (louder) Coffee for the both of them! 
	   Nah, just joking. 
 Katsuragi: Hey, Hibiki! The Master is -	what?
 Hibino: That's when Chika-chan hit those rampaging two with a drop kick! And there was something big in the classroom!
 	   But then the teacher came back and there was a big ruckus above and below!
 Keitai: (speaking quickly) Oh wow! Really? Rampaging is all well and good. But Mayumayu is good for calming down. 
  	   It'd be good to have her personally touch me. Wa-hah-hah-hah! I'm very eager and intere- [is grabbed by Katsuragi]
 Katsuragi: That's enough of that, pervert phone. 	   
 Keitai: (flexing and creaking as Katsuragi squeezes it)  What are you doing, greenie? Ah, Greenie-san! 
   	   Ah, that's it! In a scholarly way, I love boobs! With boobs, you can get sandwiched in a good way!
	   In a thorough way. Do a search for it! 
 Katsuragi: You're being way too honest! 
 Keitai: Oh, nooooo! The golden oh no you've set free! Or the silver oh no! Or is it this girl that's oh no?
	   I can't think about it anymore so you are no good. I can't think about it anymore so you're the 
	   one that's not good. No answer. When I'm using desu [tl note: end of sentence copula] I'm not saying  
	   desu (Death) so stop it! 
 George: Hey, Hibiki-kun. I've been thinking about it for a while. 	What in the world is that pervert?   
 Hibino: Keitai-san is Mr. Phone. 
 George: Listen, okay? If you look at me with suspicion in your eyes, it's not good. 
 Katsuragi: [continues squeezing the phone, the sound of plastic creaking grows louder] Grrrrrrrrhnnr!
 Keitai: Ah-aaaah! 
 Katsuragi: I'm gonna break it! 
 Keitai: Okay, okay! 
 George: That is a cell phone, isn't it? Why is it talking in a way it normally shouldn't be able to?
 	   What kind of device allows it to move around? 
 Hibino: Hmm. It must use a rechargeable battery to move around! 
 George: That's not what I mean. 
 Katsuragi: We saw this odd thing the first day we started working here!  
 Keitai: (chuckles) I am Takeshi.  The cell phone fairy Takeshi. Your being able to perceive my form means - 
 	   surely, that you have a corrupt heart. 
 Katsuragi: Freak! [throws the phone, which hits the wall]
 Keitai: [yells a pro-wrestling move name, then says "Gaku", the sound effect for collapsing]
 George: It said that and now it's already restoring itself. What is this thing? 
 Katsuragi: Hibino, you must not bring Mayuzumi-san here. And you are not to tell this any information more 
  	   than the bare minimum! 
 Hibino: But I want everyone to come here and have fun. Boooo! 
 Katsuragi: Think how Kureida and Sugata would suffer! It'd be like a painting of hell! Master, you don't 
  	   want this place to get even louder, do you?
 George: I guess I like it to be quieter. If it means a bunch of weirdos gather here and mess up 
  	   the inside of the cafe . . . [sobs]
 Hibino: The Master is crying! 
 Katsuragi: When you and I aren't here, some bad folks must come to the cafe. 
 Keitai: Dang right! And there are some troubled individuals, I can say. It makes me mad and angry. 
 	   A dump truck. A big dump? 
 Katsuragi: Don't say that! [slams the phone into something] 
 Keitai: Bowel movement! Bowel movement! Bulls--t! 
 Katsuragi: This guy is the worst! But it regenerates so quickly! Hibiki, bring me a broom and the dustpan!
 	   This thing's going out in the non-burnable garbage!  
 Hibino: (hesitant) Okay, I'll get them. [runs off]  
 Katsuragi: Dang it! You can't even take a break with this one. 
 George: (dabs eyes, sniffs) Oh yes. You girls will have summer vacation soon, right?  
 Katsuragi: Yes sir. What of it?  
 George: Will you be able to come to the store during your vacation? If you already have a plan, you can 
 	   take time off from your shifts.   
 Katsuragi: I actually don't have anything planned. Did Hibiki mention anything?	   
 George: I haven't asked her yet. Oh, are you two not going to be together for the break?  	    
 Katsuragi: Hmm.
 Hibino: [running back to them] Sorry to keep you waiting. (imitating Neco-Arc) Did you drop this gold dustpan?
 	   Or did you drop this silver dustpan? 
 Katsuragi: (thinking) When my vacation starts, the only time I'll see Hibino is here during my shift. 
 Hibino: Hmm? What's up, Chika-chan?  
 Katsuragi: Oh. It's nothing. 
 Hibino: Really?  Is it really nothing? Really really really?
 Katsuragi: You're getting on my nerves! I told you it was nothing!