Disc 1, Track 1 - The Suspicious Pair
[Sound Effects: clanging metal, a beast roars]
Sugata: Hrnnnnggg! Take that! [clanging metal, the beast wails in pain.]
Sugata: Damn you! [gun clicks, sound of a powerful blast, the beast roars in defeat as it is scattered.]
Sugata: [lands in rubble] I thought I was going to die back there! [throws metallic object which clatters on the ground]
Why do they have to explode? That's what you use to go after the undying ones? Is the Research
Department a bunch of morons!? Yup, the one who eats nothing but curry is no good.
[sound of a burning fire] And the person controlling this thing just ran away, right?
Though they did destroy all the evidence. I guess I'm thankful for that. Guess I'm getting used
to being used. [breaks bone] [heavy rain begins to fall]
Katsuragi: Two months have passed since then.
[Scene: Hibino Hibiki and Katsuragi Chikagi are walking on a street together.]
Katsuragi: Hey, Hibiki.
Hibino: What is it, Chika-chan?
Katsuragi: Are you really going? You could eat your lunch in the classroom.
Hibino: The weather's absolutely great today! It'll be fun if we have something like a picnic!
Katsuragi: I haven't spoken a word of the secret. Though I might look different, I'm an indoor person.
Hibino: I know!
Katsuragi: Dang it! She just says something good and runs away.
Hibino: Even though you say that, you're still tagging along.
Katsuragi: You're carrying my share of the lunch! [Hibino laughs.] [Quick footsteps]
Hurry up! If we're too late, all the good spots will be taken! Hurry, hurry!
Katsuragi: You don't need to worry. Dang it. Dang it! [the heavy door to the roof creaks as it is forced open]
On such a hot day like this, is there anyone dumb enough to deliberately head to the roof!?
Hibino: Umm . . . [the sound of crying cicadas in the background]
That's it! Popular spot de-tected! This'll be our opportunity to grab a popular spot
on the roof and have it all to ourselves! A chance like this rarely occurs!
Katsuragi: I suppose so. Though I think you should take the meat away if it means eating it on this hot concrete.
[the sound of space being displaced through magic] Hmmm?
Mysterious Girl: Uuurrrgh. Hah!
Katsuragi: Oh wow. There was another weirdo here.
Hibino: Are we disturbing them? They're giving us the stink-eye.
Maid: My lady. There's been no change in how you perform the technique. One more time, please.
Mysterious Girl: Grrr! [performs martial arts moves, then stops to walk over to Hibiki and Chikagi]
Maid: My lady?
Mysterious Girl: [sits down next to Hibiki and Chika]
Katsuragi: She's a foreigner! Um. I can't speak English.
Mysterious Girl: You two! Why'd you come to this space? It was quiet and had nothing going on!
Hibino: She's speaking Japanese! That was Japanese, Chika-chan!
Katsuragi: I got that part! Well uh - to eat lunch here.
Mysterious Girl: Are you dumb?
Katsuragi: [frustrated laugh] Who are you calling dumb!? [she grabs the mysterious girl and
begins manhandling her.]
Mysterious Girl: Owww! Owww! Owww!
Katsuragi: And you, you runt! Where'd you come from? Did you mix up this place with an elementary school?
Mysterious Girl: [struggles, then knocks Chikagi away] Hey! You really are dumb! I came here wearing the uniform!
You can see I'm a student at this school! Anyway, people who came here in this awful heat to eat
are nothing other than dummies! [The two begin struggling]
Hibino: Please try to calm down, both of you. It's all right.
[a horse manifests and neighs]
Chikagi and Hibino: A horse!?
Mysterious Girl: Keeping up with an advanced practicioner is tiring!
Maid: My lady.
Mysterious Girl: What is it, Marie? I'll listen to the lecture later on. On my life, I'm training to improve.
Marie: It's not that.
Mysterious Girl: Huh. [She strikes a dramatic pose.]
Katsuragi: What is it?
Mysterious Girl: I thought no dummies would deliberately come to the roof today.
Hibino: [introducing herself] My name is Hibino Hibiki! She's Chika-chan.
Katsuragi: That's not my name though.
Mysterious Girl: I don't need to know your names! Now that you've set foot in my territory, you're going to -
Marie: My lady. [hits her with a powerful chop]
Mysterious Girl: Oooh! [collapses]
Katsuragi: Umm . . . that chop made a big noise. Is she going to be okay?
Marie: There is no need for concern. Now, my lady. Let us return to the classroom. [picks her up and
heads towards the door]
Hibino: Oh. Hey!
Marie: [turns to look at Hibino] Yes? Do you have some business with me?
Hibino: Umm . . . (nervously laughs) Actually no! I don't! [Marie carries the Mysterious Girl and leaves
the rooftop through the door].
Katsuragi: [tired] I sweated a whole lot more unnecessarily. Who the heck are those two? Her territory?
How much does she care about this rooftop?
Hibino: That person . . .
Katsuragi: Hmm?
Hibino: Isn't she too hot? She's still wearing winter clothes.
[Later]
Sugata: [mumbling in sleep] Haaah. Ehhh. I can't eat anymore. [someone takes a magic marker and writes on her head]
[Later]
Mayu: A foreigner that looks like an elementary student? Maybe that's class 1-2's Frise-san.
Do you know her?
Katsuragi: Whaat?
Hibino: You know her, Mayu-chan?
Mayu: Yes. There are some rumors about her. Because of work, her dad needed to move to Japan. She's staying in the
suite room of a hotel. She has a maid. Or maybe not.
Kureida: A hotel? A maid? She has the feel of a real celeb. By the way, what is a celeb?
Katsuragi: If you don't know the meaning, don't use the word! But she really is a student here. And the other one
referred to her as My Lady.
Hibino: Hey Chika-chan, if she's a maid, it's gotta be like that! She'll write your name in your coffee with ketchup!
And say Moe more bakyuun! Uhm!
Katsuragi: No! Definitely not that! But she shouldn't bring the maid to school with her.
Kureida: This world has some weirdos who just do what they want.
Hibino: I don't want to hear that from you. What's up with that fool Sugata?
Kureida: She was busy all night, so today she ate her lunch and conked out. [Sugata snores loudly]
Katsuragi: It is nice that she's quieter than usual.
Mayu: What is the usual Sugata-san like?
Kureida: Anyway, Hibiki. You said something about free pass.
Katsuragi: No, that was Frise. Where'd pass figure into that?
Hibino: Klara-san, is there a part of the story you're interested in?
Kureida: She's taller than I am.
Katsuragi: That doesn't matter!
[Later]
Kureida: Anyway, this is a big problem. Don't you understand that? The insult of being written as the
shortest in the class in the final release of the scenario.
Katsuragi: Okay, we get it. I'm sorry.
Mayu: Please don't fight. An acquaintance recommended a shop to me. Why don't we go there after school
and have some tea?
Katsuragi: Today, after school? I'm sorry, Mayuzumi-san. Today's not good for me.
Hibino: Yes yes yes! Of course I'm going! [is grabbed by Katsuragi]
Katsuragi: Dummy! Did you forget that we go to our part-time job today?
Hibino: Now that you mention it, that's right! But we were just invited . . . Ohhhh. [twitches] Oh, that's right!
Katsuragi: What is it? And no, we can't skip work.
Hibino: I could do all the work myself. And Chika-chan could have fun with the others. [is grabbed by Katsuragi
who stretches out Hibino's cheeks] Muimmfffhmmmmnnmm
Katsuragi: I'm sorry, today I have something I need to do with this one.
Mayu: (disappointed) Oh, I see. Something the both of you will do. Just you and Hibino-san. (teary)
Kureida: But what do the two of you do together? Are you two doing something interesting and
keeping it secret from me?
Mayu: (panicking) No! Katsuragi-san definitely isn't doing that!
Katsuragi: What are you imagining right now, Mayuzumi-san?
Hibino: What does she mean by that?
Katsuragi: You don't have to join in!
[Sugata laughs]
Katsuragi: What's that?
Hibino: That voice! It can't be!
Sugata: Keeping it secret from me, and doing something interesting . . . [Jumps toward them, knocking over things]
Katsuragi and Hibino: Whoa!
Sugata: You've got a secret! And it's definitely something you feel guilty about! I bet keeping silent about it is hard.
It'll feel better to confess everything to us. What are the two of you doing? [snaps fingers] I said it!
Katsuragi: Shut up! [hits her, Sugata yelps in pain] This moron! You finally woke up and now you're suddenly doing this.
[pauses] Hey. What's wrong with your face?
Sugata: My face? What's wrong with it?
Hibino: Just a moment. I have a mirror in my bag. [rummages in her bag, then hands the mirror to Sunao] Here you go, Sunao-chan.
Sugata: You're very thoughtful, Hibikichi. Let's see [opens mirror]. Ah. Aaaaaaaah! [elephant trumpeting sound effect]
What the heck is thiiiiissss!? Someone drew a cartoon of meat on my forehead!
Kureida: Oh chosen hero! You've come to carry the seal of meat!
Sugata: Kureida! You just hid a magic marker! At least tell me about planetary conditions or comets!
Kureida: It'll cost you 30 gold pieces.
Sugata: 30 gold pieces-
Hibino: Please stop fighting! Lunch period is almost over! But it's nice they're so lively.
Katsuragi: How so? Stop making a ruckus in the classroom! You're making it even hotter in here!
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