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Cast of Characters:
日比乃ひびき
Hibino Hibiki
Voice Actress: Honda Youko
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桂木千鍵
Katsuragi Chikagi
Voice Actress: Sendai Eri
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ケータイさん
Keitai-San
Voice Actor: Kishino Daisuke
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The waitresses of Ahnenerbe walked down the streets of Tokyo.
Hibino occasionally skipped or jumped, chirping about microorganisms.
"It's embarrassing for you to frolic so much," commented Katsuragi.
"And what's with the spell?"
The orange-haired girl answered, "It's exhortation. We get to eat sushi in Ginza!
V!" The last part was punctuated with her flashing the v-sign, which even had an
acoustic accompaniment. "What society are you from?" wondered Katsuragi. "For
the most part, where we're going today has nothing to do with Ginza." Hibino laughed,
undeterred by Katsuragi's focus on reality. "I was surprised that we're getting treated
to sushi in Ginza! Jiouji-san is really generous!" "I guess I can buy that he's treating
us to food as a reward for us working hard," said Katsuragi. "Sushi kind of feels like
something older men would eat. I wanted to eat steak," she said, exploring her ideas
on the subject. "You don't need to say those things. Sushi is good! Watching the little
plates move around in circles is so awesome!" said Hibino, clearly excited by the prospect
of dining on kaiten-zushi. "It's not going to be that kind of sushi place," countered Katsuragi.
"What? No vinegared rice with meat topping and seaweed? " asked Hibino.
"It is sushi, but - on second thought, why don't we drop the subject? I can't think of any
good examples or points of reference," admitted Katsuragi. Her compatriot piped,
"Oh, Chika-chan! It's here! It's the shop on our map!"
(Ominous organ music played in the background.
"Is this really a sushi place? It looks more like a haunted mansion - the kind where you
check in and don't check out. Hey, I Ieft you in charge of navigation. Is that
map accurate?" inquired Katsuragi. Uncertain, her friend replied, "There's no doubt.
The name matches up. New Propriety Discipline Headhunting Kiyobee," Hibino replied,
pointing out the name on the map. "I'm going home," her cynical friend said. "Ohh! But
they said they'd treat us to sushi here!" was the shrilly reply. "You dimwit! It's just a trick
to lure us somewhere dangerous! Nothing good can come of this place. I wonder if the
invitation really came from the boss," speculated Katsuragi.
A shrill voice came over the mansion's intercom. It laughed. "Welcome to the Slaughter
Museum. You've realized the nature of the trap I've prepared for you. It's time for
Loving Traps- aaack!" the voice screamed as Katsuragi reached behind a post with
the intercom to reveal the true source of the sound - Keitai-san.
Hibino laughed. She was glad to see their troublesome partner from the cafe.
"So you came out here too, you perverted stalker phone!
I thought that this might be your work. You're always
thinking up ways to cause trouble. I'm outta here," stated Katsuragi as
she turned to leave.
"Oh ho ho ho. Is that really okay?" inquired Keitai-san. "Inside is the
most delicious shisu you'll ever taste in your lives. Let's give an example:
a gigantic and enormous yet heartless ultimate dish. It's waiting inside -
the greatest gift of all! It's something you'll never be able to eat again."
"Want," agreed Hibino. "If you go that far, I . .. still don't have any interest in it,"
said Katsuragi. "I have no desire to go along with your scheme and eat it."
The talking, animate phone continued to plead its case. "I want you to consider
it at least. Then how about this? Why don't you two play a game here?
If you can clear the attacking trials, you'll be able to eat gourmet food."
Hibino was excited by the odd proposal. "I'll do it! It sounds great! O-sushi! O-sushi!"
Katsuragi was shocked by her friend's lack of wisdom. "You idiotic girl!
You never think about the future at all!"
Keitai-chan chortled. "How like you, Hibino-san. I knew I could count on you
accepting the deal. I salute you!" The phone chirped a notification tone in approval.
"I'm going to regret this. I regret it already. I accept your dumb challenge. Bows,
striking sticks, or Armstrong, bring it," growled Chikagi. Her response from the
phone was an obscene tittering. "That's good! It's so good! They can go through
the gate and meet the rest. Let's get this show started! The trial waiting for you
on the other side is . . ."
[HIBICHIKA RADIO]
Hibino and Katsuragi both welcomed a visitor to Ahnenerbe.
Honda and Sendai both broke character and introduced themselves. They explained
that they'd report on things from inside the cafe in a cafe variety show.
Although they were nervous, they asked the listeners to enjoy the program.
In addition to themselves, there were also six staff members and a person lurking
near the noren curtain of the place. In any case, there were a lot of people there.
They began to make announcements, despite being nervous. Something was
up for sale. And the group was now in a well-known sushi restaurant,
Ginza Kyubey New Otani.
The staff said they were going to treat them to sushi for finishing the Fate/EXTRA
project, but after someone suggested eating at Kyubey, they did in fact end up
going to Kyubey. Sendai-san became really excited by the prospect, and wondered
what kind of place it really was. It was very nice, and even more impressive than
they had imagined. And they hadn't even eaten anything yet! Just looking around
the area revealed that their group was in one of the private rooms, and some of
the staff were sitting at the counter. Famous performers might visit this place.
Not that they were trying to imply that their group was that elite. This was, after all,
a very famous sushi place. This was the Disneyland of sushi. In fact, they
were told to keep this on the downlow to avoid encouraging tagalongs.
Their group also spotted a photo of Koizumi Junichiro
dining at the restaurant. Even though they were here to be treated to sushi, it
was also time for the periodic check of Hibichika. Thus began a grand opening
of Hibichika radio.
The group went on to the first thing on the menu: [HIBICHIKA PERIODIC CHECK].
Honda noted that they were here for finishing the work on Fate/Extra, but the rest of
their staff would not be dining for free. Reality wasn't that kind. Once completion had
been confirmed, it was promised that Honda and Sendai could receive a free meal here
as a special prize, and now that they had cleared the quiz, said event had come to pass.
Honda said that was about the sum of events, and Sendai said that the world was
harsh, especially for Hibichika staff. Sendai also wondered if they could fit in a reference
to sushi that they enjoyed. Honda wondered if they could order whatever they wanted.
Sendai confirmed so. Honda then explored the issue of whether they could eat
everything they ordered, and said that instead of a sushi reference, they should
talk about how their personal opinion changed, which surprised Sendai.
Sendai then responded by saying she enjoyed chuutoro (中とろ) [medium fatty tuna].
They laughed, and noted that it wasn't the most expensive grade. Honda then
made a shocking statement: the only time she ate sushi was at kaiten sushi
(conveyor belt) places. Sendai was surprised. Honda then explained that
she loved engawa (fluke fin), but she didn't want to eat the kind
moving on plates - she wanted the highest class of it. Sendai then asked
what the most expensive type of that would be. The girls discussed over what
to have, and then decided on otoro, the highest grade of fatty tuna.
The menu apparently lacked much to choose from - should they opt for
the "leave it to the shop" option? Would that be like a banquet?
A shiny thing would be included. Horse mackerel. Mackerel. Both agreed
that those sounded appealing. Honda commented that she wanted to eat uni.
Sendai said that of course, she wanted to try some as well. In any case, Sendai
wanted to go over the rules of the Hibichika Periodic Check.
1. Order the toppings you like for your sushi.
2. According to the rank of what you ordered, problems for the quiz will be issued.
3. As far as a reward for clearing the quiz, you'll be able to eat what you ordered.
4. If you don't clear the quiz, the staff will get to eat the sushi instead.
Sendai wondered why the rules were like that, and after some discussion, both were
in agreement. It was time for the first challenge - a challenge where they both had to
cooperate. In the event of something previously covered, whoever provided the right
answer woud pass. If it was a problem where a choice was provided, the two could
discuss the answer together, but they both had to choose an answer. Sendai suggested
that they work hard together. After all, they didn't want all their food to go to the staff.
Honda thought that one thing was odd - they haven't cleared it, but there's already someone
who got through it on easy mode. Honda pointed out that they usually try hard, so why
did this happen? Maybe they should work on overcoming the challenge quickly. Sendai
agreed - after all, they'd pulled all-nighters before. In fact, they already cleared quizzes
numbers 1 and 2. Honda then called for a toast, which was echoed by Sendai.
Full beer glasses clanked. The two hosts went over the special rules for the special quiz.
(1) Within the five minute allotted, get the answer from followers on twitter.
(2) You can call people you know on your cellphones.
(3) You can call for a fifty-fifty (eliminating 50% of the choices).
(4) Okashiki-san can give you a hint.
The questions will be delivered one after the other. Honda confirmed
the rules of the challenge and then declared that for the pieces of fish
she really wanted to eat, she'd use lifelines. Now it was time for them
to begin.
Honda then asked Sendai if she had someone nearby that knew
Fate/Extra well. Honda pointed out that although they were ordinary
folks, she already knew people who had cleared the game. Sendai
said that made her feel more confident and pointed out that one of her
friends also seemed familiar with the subject. So they'd go with that.
Honda said that Kadowaki Mai-chan, when asked if she had cleared
the game, responded by saying that yes she was trying - but was stuck
in a fighting scene. Maybe she could be a useful ally if they called her.
Might as well try to order something. The phone rang. The person
at the other end was Kishio Daisuke, the voice of Keitai-san. Keitai-san
began intoning the lyrics to a song promoting Gari Gari-kun ice candy.
Honda thanked Kishio for phoning in - but the connection wasn't
very good, and Kishio was whispering. Kishio then burst into the room,
causing Honda and Sendai to erupt in surprise. He said that it wasn't
his arrival didn't merit that intense a reaction, but Honda and Sendai
disagreed. They thanked the naka no hito (Kishio) for paying them
a visit.
In typical contrarian fashion, once noting that other people were having
beer, Kishio ordered oolong tea. He had also been surprised - although
the call had been made using another person's phone, his own phone
also rang! He was so surprised by all of it he almost ended up throwing
the phone into the river. The group also realized how loud they were
becoming and toned down their voices for a bit. Sendai asked if he
came to help them with the quiz. Nope, he came there to eat. That
surprised them as the place was going to be used for a quiz - which
he was fully aware of. In fact, he was going to ask the questions
and was on the staff's side. Or rather, on Kyubey's side (a line which
he delivered in a booming voice). Sendai observed that he wasn't
going to be a reliable helper this time.
The girls had already ordered something, to which Kishio responded
with a warning: make sure they didn't lose it all. He also said he was
going to thoroughly inspect (as in chew it over) what Kyubey
had to offer. Both Sendai and Honda said they were nervous about
what was to come - and so was Kishio, which is why he tried to make
an energetic, excited entrance.
When asked by Kishio, Honda confirmed that what they were
doing was a DJ CD. If it was a regular radio show, Kibe (a member of the staff)
wouldn't be there. Why was he drinking? And shouldn't they start with the
quiz sometime soon? This segment was starting to take too long.
Kishio declared once again that he'd be acting as their special questioner,
and thanked Kibe-san for giving him the job. Was Kibe-san already
regretting this? And wasn't it a little odd for them to be in the place
where Koizumi was? Where were they supposed to sit? It seems
that he used to regularly visit this place. Starting today, it would also become
a regular spot for the Hibichika Radio staff.
Honda wondered what they should order, and Kishio reminded them to sound polite
when they did. Would things marked with the kanji for light have a weak taste?
Honda also asked what the others wanted. Sendai suggested that they start with
premium grade tuna. Kishio commented that Kibe-san would want to have that
here, even though it was Kishio's first time at the place. After all, even if it was
the first time, the rumors were probably true. Ordering it on a whim is probably
surprising though. Sendai pointed out that they had lots of lifelines, so they'd
probably be okay. Honda confirmed their intention to use those. While Honda
said they'd use at least one, Kishio pointed out that they could use one to
check for info on twitter. How modern!
It was time for their first problem.
This one was from Shusan. In the library room, there were two NPC ladies who gave
the protagonist hints. Their names were Zubari something or other. Honda
requisitioned stationery for writing on, but a whiteboard had already been prepared.
Sendai and Kishio were surprised to see her writing in Kanji. Sendai wondered if Honda
was intentionally being dense - it'd be impossible to write it in Kanji. Honda didn't see
why, which shocked Sendai. After a few moments, Honda wailed that she didn't remember
what characters to use to write it. Kishio offered to supply a hint - and it'd probably be for
free if he used the board to write it out. The character's name was also a word with a certain
meaning. Sendai remembered that they'd said it during a radio broadcast - and then
remembered the answer. Kishio bade her write the answer, and like Sendai, commented
that writing it in Kanji was difficult.
"One was written like this," observed Sendai. "Who was the other?" The other hint
was that the name had something to do with the library. Meanwhile, Honda was
amazed that the tuna was being prepared right in front of them, but quickly
returned to the task at hand. What was the answer? Kishio's next
hint: the character's name had to do with using the library and
part of the character's name used the same 間 (ma) as Matou Shinji. He then
made a word pun using the sound. Honda asked if it was maji uzai (really
annoying). Annoyed, Kishio pointed out that this idea had nothing to do with
a library.
Sendai was stumped, and asked to use the audience for advice. They'd get
five minutes to find the answer on twitter. The rules for how time passed were
also quickly pointed out - they had five minutes from declaring their intention to
seek advice on twitter, not from the time they submitted a question, which gladdened
Kishio and upset Sendai and Honda. Kishio was also impressed by how fast the responses
were on twitter. In any case, they had to use Kanji to answer. What they wrote down
was not correct. Noticing his reluctance to provide further info, Honda asked Kishio
who he was an ally to, prompting him to declare his allegiance to Kyubey the restaurant,
not to them. Honda panicked - time was running out. Hopefully Twitter users could provide
the answer they needed. Taking pity on them, Kishio hinted that the name did not use
especially difficult Kanji to write. In fact, the surname was easy. Was it a common name,
wondered Sendai. It wasn't.
Honda observed that when she wrote "Help!" on Twitter, people wrote back asking what
was wrong. Finally the right answer popped up: Mabi Chishiki! Kishio said
that was fine, but how did they write that in Kanji, and he was growing tired of providing
hints, and if they wrote the wrong Kanji, it would be counted as an incorrect answer.
Honda thought that that was too old-fashioned, and since this wasn't televised the audience
at home would have trouble following it. Finally the time-up bell rang. The group picked
out which characters to use to write the name: 間目智識, and it was their final answer.
Kishio asked what kind of accent she'd use, but the girls pointed out that no one knew the
answer since they never heard her speak.
After listening to this, Kishio wondered what was next on the list - for there was
no period. Sendai and Honda wanted him to hurry up and tell them if it was right.
After an unecessarily long and dramatic pause, Kishio confirmed that they were correct.
The fans were certainly being agreeable. Everyone was working hard. The food arrived,
the girls were overjoyed, and Kishio was downcast - after all, he was on the Kyubey side
and wouldn't get any. Much like the characters on Koufuku Graffiti, Honda and Sendai
moaned in pleasure as they ate. Honda was so happy that she wanted to take photos.
Sendai observed that she was, for some strange reason, starting to sweat. Honda replied
that this was something that really needed soy sauce. When Kishio prompted them for
comments, they kept making mmmm! noises.
Premium grade tuna carries the image of being really soft - as well as something that
vanishes. When cleft in two, the fat expands and stretches out. In addition, the rice
prepared for the sushi had a flavor that Honda had not experienced until now.
And the fish was soon gone due to the two devouring it. Kishio chided them, saying they
were overreacting. When presented with a piece, Kishio said it was as the two said.
One piece had a taste that was very different from how it appeared. What had Koizumi
been eating? The sushi rice was light and airy. This is what it felt to be alive, observed
Honda. Everyone wanted more.
Perhaps the next thing would be halibut. Kishio joked that Sendai-san was a lady that
followed a meat diet. The girls had wanted to raise the stakes for the next round.
According to Kishio, DGCH, a listener, had submitted a question for them -
rank the characters in order based on the size of their busts. Kishio observed that size was important.
And on top of that, there was being excited over them. Guys liked that kind of thing. Sendai and Honda
wanted to know which guys.
The list included:
Saber
Tohsaka Rin
Honda said that Rin would probably be the smallest. Sendai said that Rin had the image of
being flat-chested.
Also on the list was:
Matou Sakura
Honda was a little puzzled. Weren't all of them fairly top heavy? Sendai said that according to her
imagination, and going by face alone . . . (she wrote down her answer) Ranked from biggest to
smallest, it was Sakura, Rin, and Saber. Honda thought that Sakura would be the smallest.
Sendai said that Sakura had a face like a child. And child-faced women are busty, or so Sendai
maintained. Anime was like that. It wasn't always the case in real life, though. Kishio wondered
if she was in fact a male. Sendai asked Kishio where he thought Saber fit into the scale.
Was it Sei-bwaaaah? And to confirm, all of them wanted to eat the halibut that was coming.
It was time to use a lifeline.
Honda suggested that they phone someone who really loved boobs. Hearing this, Kishio was
confused. Why not rely on their own knowledge of the work? Sendai also had a friend who was
knowledgable about this kind of thing. A Boob Sage. And so the lifeline was burned.
It was an average person who loved Fate. Sendai had told him that she might need to call
for help on the quiz, so he should be in. When she called him,
her friend was careful and thoughtful enough to confirm that it was Blue Saber (Arturia) they
were talking about, not Red Saber (Nero). The usual Saber. No. 1 was Sakura. No. 2 was
Rin. Red was typically the color of the busty dame, wasn't it? Wasn't this a question about
EXTRA? Sendai carefully asked Kishio for help. And where were their three sizes mentioned?
Her friend confirmed that the ranking was Sakura, Rin, and Saber. Sakura had the bounciest,
biggest boobs. Red Saber outclassed the Blue Saber in terms of bust. Kishio then asked them
that instead of size, which one was the most sensitive? At this point, Sendai observed that
if they didn't get the right answer, no one on their team was going to eat halibut. As the girls
ordered the fish, Kishio belabored them, asking them if this really was their final answer and if they
were really satisfied with it, and was Sakura really no. 1 in size? For EXTRA, it was Sakura, Saber,
and Rin.
Kishio took a long drink of beer and dragged out his answer. Sakura was no. 1.
No. 2 was Rin. The quiz question had been about Fate/stay night.
In terms of bust sizes, the three were ranked thusly:
Sakura was 85 centimeters. Rin was 77 centimeters. Saber was 73 centimeters.
The halibut arrived, and it was like one Honda had never seen. Kishio, having "cleared"
the question, prepared to ingest the fish. After all, he'd already cleared that as part of the
homework he got for this assignment! Plus he'd given them a generous allotment of time
to answer the question. Kishio began to eat the halibut and dragged that out as long as
possible. While eating, he said that he began to think about things seriously - what had
he been eating until now? It was good. While he loved halibut, this was one he'd never
tried before. Even though he'd managed to get a 99% completion rate of life - which
Sendai commented on. She'd heard people say they'd lived half of their lives, but
had never heard of someone give a completion rate. Sendai and Honda speculated
as to what question they'd take next and what they'd order , and Kishio joked that they
ought to order cucumber sushi. The girls order dried gourd sushi and took a question
to go with it. The question would probably be easier this time, Honda reasoned.
This one was from Kuroi (black). The girls wanted Shiroi (white). This was in relation
to Fate/EXTRA. The voice actress for Red Saber (Nero) was Tange Sakura. Who suggested
her for the part? Sendai was irritated - this was a question about casting. Honda seemed
equally troubled. Kishio gave them a choice:
(1) Type-Moon's Maid Minister - Takeuchi Takashi
(2) Type-Moon's Falsehood Minister - Nasu Kinoko
(3) Fate/EXTRA's Producer - Niino Kazuya
Sendai wondered if this question really was that easy. They asked Kishio for a hint, and
he said it was the kind one. Sendai didn't know which of these would be the right one.
Kishio reminded them there was also the director, but Sendai countered that he wasn't
among these three. Honda thought it might be the producer. Sendai also went with that
one. That wasn't the right answer. Kishio was surprised. The correct answer was the
Maid Miniser, Takeuchi Takashi. Kishio also pointed out that if they talked to him, they'd
understand why.
Honda and Sendai chose sea urchin next. The difficulty would be stepped up for this one.
This one came from Randorufu. Kotomine Kirei's favorite food is . . .? Kishio gave
them a hint - it could be written in Kanji. Honda was sure she knew the answer, but
the girls struggled to write the answer in Kanji. The answer was mappo tofu, but they
wrote the characters incorrectly.
Honda despaired seeing the gourd sushi being devoured and asked if she could get
one piece, but Kishio observed that if they just gave up the sushi when asked there'd
be no game. She reached for a piece and got her hand slapped away. Though the two
were flustered, Kishio suggested they order another item. The uni sushi also arrived,
but they didn't write the answer correctly. He'd let them have what remained of the
gourd.
Here was the next question:
Fate/Extra was set at ______ Gakuen. And yes, they had to write the answer in Kanji.
Sendai wrote out the answer and said she had confidence in it. Tsukumihara was
the answer they provided, and it was correct. As the three ate, Kishio said this was
a good program, even if he was late saying that, and suggested they do this every week.
Honda talked about how soft the food was. Sendai observed how time flew when one was
having fun. Sendai and Honda then ordered horse mackarel. This was the last one.
Honda also pointed out that they had lots of lifelines in reserve, so they could use them all
up.
Kishio presented them with the next question:
What genre did Fate/EXTRA fit into?
1. A Rasing Character RPG
2. Dungeon RPG
3. Learn about Yourself RPG
4. ALXRA RPG
They had done some reading, but this one was . . .
Honda said she didn't think No. 4 was right. They both put their trust in No. 1.
Sendai said they wanted to use a fifty-fifty. No. 3 and No. 4 both disappeared.
Sendai then said if they used another fify-fifty the wrong answer would vanish.
They would be correct. Sendai said that since it was the last question, they
should go ahead and do that. After crossing out the other answers, it was
No. 1. The answer was right.
Things were wrapping up. Honda remarked that she wanted this to continue.
Both Honda and Sendai said that Kanji were scary. The girls remarked that
even if they could read them, writing them was really hard, and Kishio told them
that that kind of remark merited divine punishment.
It was time for the Community Corner - when they read and responded to letters from
fans. Puraikai, a fan, wrote in a letter.
I always have fun reading The Mobile Site - Mahotsukai no Hako. I really like
the Keitai character on it and his screams of death agony. I hope to hear
more radio-themed events. Are those screams of death agony always ad-libbed?
Sendai was surprised - even though all three of them were featured on the site, Kishio's
character Keitai-san got the first letter. Kishio was distracted and munching on delicious
sushi. Sendai answered that it was all ad-libbed, but Kishio denied that. In fact, he had notes
on what to do. Honda then asked him if it wasn't ad-libbed. Instead, he would ad-lib
stuff at other inappropriate times without being asked, and imitated a staff member saying
that they couldn't use one of the takes. Honda then said they ended up using the take in
the end. One included an Aooooh! in the retake. More plates of food arrived and Honda and
Sendai emitted moans of ecstasy as they ate.
Sendai tried to think of something relevant to say, and the staff handed them another letter.
This one was from Miyagi-san.
My cellphone does a lot of things. It acts as a terminal, an alarm clock, an emulator
for retrogames, shows my calendar and events, etc. Recently I've been using it to look
at Mahoutskukai no Hako. Will Keitai-san do other things?
Kishio said the person was a diligent and straight talker. Honda and Sendai praised the
person's expression and handwriting. Kishio asked if this was going to be that kind of radio
program, but Honda pointed out that it was the first time in a while that they'd gotten an
ordinary letter. Sendai said she used her cellphone as an alarm clock. Kishio also used that
function, but recently Honda had not had much luck doing that. The program on her
phone wouldn't engage the alarm. That surprised Kishio, for he said that alarms on cell phones
are typically pretty loud. Sendai said she didn't want something soft to wake her up - instead
something loud like an organ would be good.
Kishio was asked if he used the sound of a detonation, and he said he didn't, but he liked to
wake up to irritating sounds - the kind of sound that if you heard it in a tune, you'd hate
the music. So he had fun looking for irritating sounds and putting them on his phone to use.
Maybe Keitai-san still had the stock sound. Honda said she thought that Keitai-san had a
pleasing sound. When asked what else he used, he used some sounds to customize his
navigation program. Other things included a step tracker or fitness meter. Honda didn't
use that kind of thing, but thought they were neat. Sendai checked her progress for the
day: 6344 steps. Honda asked if that was a lot, and Sendai said it was about half of her
total for an average day.
Honda said it was drawing near for the time for them to wrap up. Sendai and Honda
both asked their special guest, Kishio, about his thoughts concerning the experience.
He replied that the sushi they had was delicious, and that he had nothing else to offer,
although he would have liked to stay longer and sample more of the different items on
the menu. In any case, this was a good show. That was a point that all three agreed
upon. And the place made you say "wow". Sendai asked him if he had come to like
Mahotsukai no Hako, and Kishio had indeed. In fact, it would be stupid for anyone
to say they didn't after all of this. While they talked, another plate of food arrived.
Honda explained that this next serving was to celebrate wrapping up the DJCD.
The periodic examinations would continue, so the girls would have to keep studying.
In addition to TYPE-MOON lore, Sendai said that she wanted to study how to write
Kanji with a pen. Kishio commented that he wasn't good at writing it with a pen either.
They could read the characters, but writing them without a computer was very difficult.
Returning the subject to sushi, Kishio said he couldn't write the names of sushi in Kanji.
Fish were hard to write, and Sendai agreed. Since they all got to eat, they should
study together. Honda and Sendai thanked the fans for the letters they sent in.
They'd meet up with the listener again sometime.
The focus then shifted from our real world back to the TYPE-MOON Nasuverse.
Hibino mentioned how satisfied and full she was. "It was so delicious, wasn't it,
Chika-chan?" she asked her companion. "It wasn't bad, compared to the kind on
conveyor belts or the packs you get at the supermarket," her friend said noncomittedly.
"Wow, greenie is not acting excited! If you enjoyed it, you should be honest and
talk about how good it was! You should get excited and thank Keitai-san, me, who
made all of this possible, maybe by saying 'You are my angel!'.
On top of that, you need to start showing me respect and never again
breaaaaaaa-" the machine began to wail as Katsuragi gripped it and began
to bend. "Damn thing! First off, if you wanted to treat us to food, you should
have done so in a normal way!" As its plastic body began to yield, the
contraption gasped that it was going to break, but it felt awesome to be
abused by a young girl. He didn't mind becoming a devil to bring that
kind of reaction. "That's my way of fighting!" "You perverted phone!"
said Katsuragi as she tossed the phone. "I'm still fine!" yelled Keitai-san
in response.
Katsuragi was still fuming, but Hibino tried to calm her down. "This was
really fun, wasn't it?" the cheerful girl asked. "And later on we need to
properly thank Keitai-san." "No, we don't! This is our reward for indulging
that freak's weird tastes." Suddenly Hibino's attention was seized by something
else. "It's snowing!" "You're right. It is falling," commented Katsuragi.
"The year's already over," stated Hibino. "Indeed."
"A lot happened this year. I know I might cause you a lot of trouble,
but I'm looking forward to working with you again next year."
"W-well, you don't have to say it like that. Yeah, I guess. You do cause
me a lot of trouble after all," her friend said, tsundere power at full force.
"S-sorry," Hibino replied. "Nothing to be done about it. I'll just have to look
after you next year," Katsuragi said in response. "I'll be depending on you,"
Hibino remarked.
"Because . . . next year is . . ." squttered Katsuragi, her voice growing soft.
"Please reg-" the touching scene was interrupted by Keitai-san, who had
somehow snuck up on them and was growing as teary-eyed as something
without tear ducts or eyes could be. "My screen is getting all foggy," he
stated. "But don't hold back on my account. You should hold hands like
lovers. And if you want to go further, don't mind my presence. Go right
on ahead."
"He recovers so quicktly!" observed Hibino. "Damn it! Damn this thing!
Don't you come back to life again!" As the machine was once again
abused, he asked the audience to regard him favorably in future projects.
THE END
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